20 Questions Asked While Binge-watching ‘House of Cards’

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House of Cards is back! Some things happen. Some things don’t happen. These are the questions you’ll inevitably ask while watching season 3…well, at least, these are the questions I inevitably asked while watching season 3.

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1. Does Claire have Justin Bieber hair now?

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2. Why does Lars Mikkelsen play the grossest characters?

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3. What’s Mickey Doyle doing on House of Cards?

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4. And why is the Ice Truck Killer in this season, too? Oh, brother.

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5. Why is every room gray?

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6. Is my computer swathed in darkness, or is House of Cards‘ brightness level off?

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7. Why bother with any sex scene if it doesn’t involve Meechum?

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8. Um, does anyone know what a Solicitor General is/does?

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9. Why does Mendoza vanish for no good reason?

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10. Where does Remy’s random anxiety accent come from?

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11. Isn’t jealous Meechum the best?

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12. Who would ever believe America Works could be a legitimate thing, especially coming from a Democrat?

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13. Am I the only one who watches this darn show for the homoerotic sexual tension?

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14. Can I read the illustrious Scorpio somewhere since everyone is talking about it?

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15. Will the Rachel Posner storyline ever be interesting?

16. Why can’t we get another Meechsome?

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17. Who is Claire Underwood without Frank?

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18. Who is Frank Underwood without Claire?

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19. What’s Meechum going to do during the annual hiatus?

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20. Is House of Cards…boring?

‘Til next February! Let’s keep our expectations lower this time around because remember “You are entitled to nothing.”

20 Questions Asked While Binge-watching ‘House of Cards’

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